Night. Patrick has just lost his job. On his way home, he vents to his mother over the phone — but after turning into a deserted alley… a robbery begins. Dave appears, knife in hand. Patrick hands over his wallet but refuses to give up his phone (no one hangs up on mom, right?). Moments later, Carlos shows up — with a gun. The two robbers start arguing over who has the right to rob poor Patrick. Amid threats, chatter, cooking tips, and a mother still on the line… who will rob whom?